{"id":10,"date":"2006-09-09T14:44:36","date_gmt":"2006-09-09T20:44:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tiferet.com\/wl\/01\/2006\/09\/09\/my-very-first-blog-post-and-the-category-is\/"},"modified":"2019-12-26T15:18:02","modified_gmt":"2019-12-26T20:18:02","slug":"my-very-first-blog-post-and-the-category-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tiferet.com\/?p=10","title":{"rendered":"My very first blog post, and the category is…."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Bathroom humor!<\/strong> (What else?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, yesterday I’m “takin’ a dump” as “they” are wont to to say, in the bathroom at my place of employ, and I found myself engaged in an activity that every now and then I find myself engaged in. Oh, come on. Don’t look at me like that. We *all* do it once in a while. Of course, I speak of….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…. looking at the tiles on the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This particular floor is made up of alternating white and black tiles — a checkered pattern, don’tcha know. Each tile is about three square inches. So I’m staring vapidly at the floor, and I find that I’m creating squares by looking at groups of tiles. They could be squares containing nine tiles, or 16, they could have black corners or white. What I noticed was that I could not “see” more than one square at a time. A challenge! So I set out attempt to see more than one mind-created square at a time. And after a little practice, I was able to do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The end.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh. In case you’re thinking to yourself, “hmm, it must get better than this,” let me set you straight right now. It won’t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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